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Boy I sure could go for a Pizza Hut pan pizza right now…

Posted in Crazy Wisdom on Monday, December 30, 2002 at 2:27 pm by flerly.

Well, at least now I can tell people I’ve seen Meredith’s nipple…

That was the quote of choice from lunch, and believe me there were many. Dear Meredith, bubble-headed, tear-shape-breasted, regular server of ours claims to have a third nipple… and of course, the boys called her on it, so she showed us. Then Jason showed her his. Then a fascinating (*cough*) conversation on how these things come about ensued. Then Jason tried to turn the conversation back to previous topic as he suggested, “so, lets finish listing the shapes that breasts come in.”

Look, it’s Tickle-Me Yoda…

Yes, Jason managed to buy one of those cute talking Yoda’s that I nearly bought for myself while Christmas shopping, except I couldn’t find one that actually worked at the store I was in. Now I want one even more, ‘cept I can never bring it to work. I’m thinking its time to invest in a good hard plastic storage box for the Star Wars goodies I have. The cardboard storage boxes are letting the figurines get squished.

I decided this morning that I cannot listen to the song “My Lover’s Gone” by Dido anymore. It just… makes me think of Mom and Dad and makes me tear up like a sap.

Christmas is thankfully over. Now I am working on the mental list of things to go buy for myself that Santa didn’t bring. It’s not a real long list. On the list is a massive hair cut, it’s all got to go, it’s a terrible terrible mess. I’ve got JT keeping an eye out for a short cut he likes.

And now.. back to the day of tedious crap that never ends. I do a mockup and then I spend forever making little fucking tweaks to it that just takes the entire day. I cannot get shit done here. Nothing is ever right that I do.

But oh.. Comstock appreciates me. For forgoing three vacation days last week over the holidays to stay and work on a big customer’s site, they rewarded me today with a couple of movie passes. Wow. I’m still taking those vacation days. Won’t see me here Friday OR next Monday. Bye bye! Screw you guys, I’m going home.

So, massive short hair.. dye it some godawful dark color, then chunk it white blonde, and a nice little nose-piercing. We’ll call it Flerly v.2003

Need a calendar, too. Adding that to the list. Left my freaking razor at JT’s mom’s house. Adding that to list. Need some makeup that doesn’t look like clay mud on my dry wintery skin. Need a gym bag with a zipper and some tennis shoes that don’t pinch off the circulation in my little toes. Need to ship gifts west and south. Need to mail fricking dishtowel. Need to add some more hours in the day to get things done. And damn do I need to do laundry tonight.

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