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	<title>The Crazy Wisdom of Flerly &#187; Pyro</title>
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		<title>Firework extras</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2010 23:29:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flerly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am clearly just old. Otherwise I would understand why this 12-year old just stares at me when I ask ]]></description>
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<p>I am clearly just old. Otherwise I would understand why this 12-year old just stares at me when I ask him a question like I&#8217;m not speaking English. Or why the 14-year old wonders why I quit asking after four times, when she actually meant yes even though she said no four times.</p>
<p>Firework shoot jobs are no fun for the under 18 who can&#8217;t help, but until they&#8217;re old enough to drive themselves to the show they are just going to have to deal with hanging out in the rv grandpa set up for them, in the a/c, with the ps3 and all the snacks. It&#8217;s a hard life.</p>
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		<title>The FPAG FFFF Con Experience so far&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 05:14:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flerly</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Crazy Wisdom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[James]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The costumes include mullets and your favorite pyro shirt. By day you build shells and rockets and joke about &#8220;not ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The costumes include mullets and your favorite pyro shirt. By day you build shells and rockets and joke about &#8220;not giving blowjobs&#8221; everytime you have to reach down to pick up something or about how the Chinese would probably be assembling things faster. By night you party and drink by the various campfires and watch people try to fire what they&#8217;ve built &#8212; some of which look like basketballs and are packed full of the &#8220;shells&#8221; we usually shoot for the public &#8212; and marvel at the CATO rate. Our ears will be ringing for a week no doubt. It&#8217;s no wonder the public can&#8217;t come to these things&#8230;. This is where the pyro-heads go to have fun. It&#8217;s a scary, loud place, and if you&#8217;re not paying attention, you may just get a firecracker in your pocket. Or down your pants. Or up your shorts. Or&#8230; you get the idea. Pay attention.</p>
<p>Had a lot of fun today personally just taking pictures of everyone, the wacky packages of consumer product, and the crazy pyro shirts. Scary mustachioed old-lady from Texas was wearing a &#8220;Warning: Hot Flashes! Instant Ignite!&#8221; shirt. Will just have to post pics of the fireworks packages, because words cannot do them justice&#8230; lets just say, apparently sex sells everything, including consumer fireworks. Also found some &#8220;pops&#8221; labelled not for children. Never seen such things before, but hear they are fun to attach to car tires, bottoms of toilet seats, etc. etc. Spent rest of day checking under every toilet seat before I sat down.</p>
<p>Have to say, temps in the 70s by day and 40s by night sucks when you&#8217;re at an event that takes place on a remote farm in the middle of nowhere and you&#8217;re outside all day and night. Was an interesting day, though. Joyce made a rocket, and we watched tons of cool things being built &#8211; and helped where we could. Watched the competition this evening, then sat in the cars to warm up while we watched most of the open shoot. Tomorrow the boys have to be in class at 8AM to be shooter certified, then hopefully they find out if we get admitted to FPAG officially, learn the secret handshakes and all that. Then they get to go to another class to build a shell to fire that evening, and then dinner, awards and the &#8220;really big show&#8221; goes down &#8230; where they expect all 350 or so registered folks to attend.</p>
<p>Lastly, it&#8217;s not all over yet, but if ever I thought Pete and James were crazy with some pyro notion&#8230; this crowd makes them look safe, sound, sane, clean and sober. We&#8217;ve learned a lot this first time attending, so next year&#8230; IF next year&#8230; for us, should be more fun. Layers. Flashlights. Cooler. Camp chairs. Blankets! Firewood! The bus Pete is bidding on&#8230; etc. etc. etc.</p>
<p>Okay&#8230; past time to pass out. Just wanted to get all this down in case I get impaled by a falling stick from a rocket tomorrow.</p>
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		<title>Must&#8230; Stop&#8230; Now&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.flerly.com/archives/3014</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 05:31:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flerly</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Crazy Wisdom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[1st entry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pyro]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Travel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wordpress]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[WordPress is tedious, frustrating, maddening, eating up all my waking hours figuring it out&#8230; argh! I now have 5 New ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WordPress is tedious, frustrating, maddening, eating up all my waking hours figuring it out&#8230; argh!</p>
<p>I now have 5 New Years Eve DVDs ready to, 3 to send for Birthdays this weekend, 1 for JT&#8217;s Dad and 1 for his mom/grandparents. We&#8217;re supposed to disappear this weekend &#8212; out of phone/internet contact &#8212; to r.e.l.a.x. if we can at a cabin with Kit &#038; Bob in north Georgia. Checkout leaves us on the road fairly early Sunday, and we&#8217;re debating popping on up to Ringgold to drop off a couple DVDs of the show.</p>
<p>I, of course, need to buy more blank DVDs. </p>
<p>I still have work items to complete.<br />
I still have to pack.<br />
I still have to get birthday cards to go with the DVDs&#8230; and DVD mailers&#8230; and mail them&#8230;</p>
<p>And here it is again, midnight-thirty and my brain is wired from another full day-evening planted in front of the computer doing interesting/frustrating things. </p>
<p>I need to wind down and sleep, so I can get up and finish things, so we can &#8230; relax.</p>
<p>Yeah, wish me luck.</p>
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		<title>/me &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.flerly.com/archives/2386</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 08:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flerly</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[holiday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pyro]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; is tired (duh) &#8230; is so tired both eyes won&#8217;t focus at the same time &#8230; has worn a ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230; is tired (duh)<br />
&#8230; is so tired both eyes won&#8217;t focus at the same time<br />
&#8230; has worn a beanie cap so long today that I feel the lingering squeezing on my skull over an hour after taking it off<br />
&#8230; has a weird white dot on her tongue that hurts that has appeared in the last 15 minutes<br />
&#8230; has nothing good to say about having children to deal with around a shoot site when it is below freezing<br />
&#8230; thinks a port-o-potty might be a good Southern Pyro investment<br />
&#8230; thinks only the girls would invest<br />
&#8230; still hears ringing in my ears, not from the fireworks but from the random quarter-stick of dynamite we set off when we got home just to wake up the kids to watch the Times Square new years<br />
&#8230; thinks she&#8217;ll sleep like the dead tonight<br />
&#8230; is happy we didn&#8217;t stay in the cold to clean everything up tonight<br />
&#8230; has never before tried to wind up extension cords that are coated in ice<br />
&#8230; thinks in the morning she&#8217;ll wish we&#8217;d cleaned up last night<br />
&#8230; wishes she could have seen Rob Skipworth dressed up as the New Years baby for 2009<br />
&#8230; remembers fondly New Years eve&#8217;s with adult beverages<br />
&#8230; can already tell she&#8217;s going to be sore in the morning<br />
&#8230; probably ought to walk away from the laptop and go to bed</p>
<p>&#8230; wishes everyone happy new year!</p>
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