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just goofing off and discovered…

Posted in Crazy Wisdom on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 11:26 am by flerly.


Um… can’t move to Arizona.

And jeez who knew in Tennessee.. the age of consent is 16, but 12 if the girl is a virgin.

And.. what’s with all the weird “chicken” laws in Georgia?



  1. schlemaggle has made a Comment

    …actually has a written law, or at least this is how i remember it, that it is illegal to kill a whale or something of that nature in Oklahoma, which is, yanno, helpful, since all of those gigantic manmade lakes that are drying up at a rapid rate are home to a vast number of whales.

    March 12, 2002 @ 9:04 am

  2. infinite1der has made a Comment

    Of the dumblaws listed… which would you be in violation of…

    Are you hunting camels?!??

    March 12, 2002 @ 9:48 am

  3. flerly has made a Comment

    No, silly. It’s my habit of playing cards in the street with Native Americans.

    March 12, 2002 @ 9:53 am

  4. flerly has made a Comment

    Mmmmmmm… Oklahoma has some good dumblaws…

    Besides being illegal to whale hunt, it is also illegal for a woman to do her own hair unless licensed by the state, dogs have to have a permit signed by the mayor to congregate in groups of 3 or more on private property, they don’t tolerate people taking bites out of other people’s hamburgers, tattoos are banned, and so is pre-martial sex.

    March 12, 2002 @ 9:57 am

  5. viciouslysweet has made a Comment

    I think a few people might go to jail on the ‘Don’t have more than 2 dildos in the house” law. *cough* But, I am not naming any names or pointing any fingers. *cough*

    March 12, 2002 @ 2:38 pm

  6. schlemaggle has made a Comment

    in which case, i’ve broken every law known to man. at least in oklahoma. yup. oklahoma is dumber than dumb. my second favorite is the pre-marital sex law. my favorite? oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punishable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine. as is evident, there is zero boink-chicka-bow-bow! luvin’ goin’ on in the plains.

    March 12, 2002 @ 5:28 pm

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