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My battle cry…

Posted in Crazy Wisdom on Tuesday, August 26, 2003 at 2:16 pm by flerly.

Skulking amidst the hotel lobby, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using two hardened pitas, cometh Flerly! And she gives a vengeful scream:

“I’m going to brutalize you backwards in time!!!”

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Skulking amidst the hotel lobby, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using two hardened pitas, cometh Flerly! And she gives a vengeful scream:

“I’m going to brutalize you backwards in time!!!”

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  1. schlemaggle has made a Comment

    What Is Your Battle Cry?

    Stalking along the tundra, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a mighty sword, cometh Girlblah! And she gives a bloodthirsty roar:

    “I’m going to bruise you in such an inhumane manner, you will polymorph into a wumpus!!”

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    i will from now on try to work this into conversation as often as possible. i encourage you to do the same, and please be sure to keep hardened pita on hand at all times, lest your battle cry lose its effectiveness.

    August 26, 2003 @ 7:22 am

  2. aoide has made a Comment

    I would just like to say… Wumpus!!!!!

    What Is Your Battle Cry?

    Rampaging along the candy store, carrying a burning branch, cometh Aoide! And she gives a bloodthirsty scream:

    “Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I pillage until there is no more hope!!”

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    August 26, 2003 @ 7:28 am

  3. schlemaggle has made a Comment

    i think we should make posse shirts out of these.

    August 26, 2003 @ 7:32 am

  4. infinite1der has made a Comment

    What Is Your Battle Cry?

    Zang! Who is that, skulking along the tundra! It is Infinite1der, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with an ominous scream, his voice cometh:

    “I’m going to flog you into the stuff of nightmares!!”

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    August 26, 2003 @ 7:51 am

  5. flerly has made a Comment

    I saw one on Jost’s friends page earlier who had a “jeweled meat hammer”… i think i’m still most fond of that one.

    August 26, 2003 @ 7:52 am

  6. schlemaggle has made a Comment

    oh, that’s funny. though i think a man would want to use a jeweled meat hammer for something other than beating the crap out of someone…

    August 26, 2003 @ 8:15 am

  7. schlemaggle has made a Comment

    damn…yours is good.

    August 26, 2003 @ 8:16 am

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