Random interesting quotes of the day…

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals… except the weasel.
– Homer J. Simpson

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
– Aristotle

You know what seems odd to me? Numbers that aren’t divisible by two.
– Michael Wolf

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
– Oscar Wilde

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for 4. Unless there are 3 other people.
– Orson Welles

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do & not doing it. – Mary Wilson Little

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
– Tom Clancy

You know “that look” women get when they want sex? Me neither.
– Steve Martin

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
– Woody Allen

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
– Jack Nicholson

Ah, yes, Divorce… from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
– Robin Williams

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.
– Rod Stewart

and finally…

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named “Bush”, “Dick”, and “Colon.” Need I say more?
– Chris Rock