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Some Friday random quotes…

Posted in Crazy Wisdom on Friday, December 12, 2003 at 2:35 pm by flerly.

Nurse: “Oh, that’s another good idea. You’re so clever today. You’d better be careful your foot doesn’t fall off.”
Queenie: “Does that happen when you have lots of brilliant ideas? Your foot falls off?”
Nurse: “It certainly does. My brother, he had this brilliant idea of cutting his toenails with a scythe, and *his* foot fell off…”

Edmund: “They’re here already! Run for your lives! Run for the hills!”
Baldrick: “They’re coming from the hills, my lord.”
Edmund: “Sorry. Run away from the hills! Run away! If you see the hills, run the other way!”

Edmund: “You wouldn’t know a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing ‘Subtle Plans Are Here Again’!”

Ring any bells?

Also: I hadn’t looked at ThinkGeek.com in a while… so now I guess I want to know WTF is this for? Does it make anybody else think of The Prisoner?



  1. schlemaggle has made a Comment

    i saw that thing as i was browsing for geek presents yesterday, and the prisoner was the *first* thing i thought of.

    December 12, 2003 @ 7:04 am

  2. piskie has made a Comment

    i dont known about the prisoner (what is that?) but the orb is pretty fly, yo. seriously. not $150 fly, but fly nonetheless.

    speaking of thinkgeek, thats where i got two of seans xmas presents: the atari joystick with 10 atari games in it, and a despair calender.

    December 12, 2003 @ 8:19 am

  3. skjarl has made a Comment

    Be seeing you.

    December 12, 2003 @ 9:38 am

  4. jbradshw has made a Comment

    Yeah I saw that a couple of months ago on that site and was wondering about that too. The description of it sounds pretty neat.

    BTW, what is The Prisoner?

    December 12, 2003 @ 9:58 am

  5. skjarl has made a Comment

    WTF OMG LO!L@@!!@ WTF IS TEH PRISONER!!@@!#!@!@???????
    IF THAT DONT TELL U WOT U R AXING LOOK AT http://www.retroweb.com/prisoner.html

    December 13, 2003 @ 5:55 am

  6. flerly has made a Comment

    Thank you for the translation into 14-year-old AOLer, beavis.

    Personally, I didn’t think those who didn’t know what The Prisoner was should be enlightened by me. You either know, or you don’t. You either appreciate the surreal way this world intersects with the island, or you don’t.

    Thus is life. Be seeing you.

    December 13, 2003 @ 6:16 am

  7. jbradshw has made a Comment

    Yeah that link didn’t really help too much.. guess you just had to watch it… or something…

    December 13, 2003 @ 7:23 pm

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