And I’ll keep waiting through next May…

I wish a one horse open sleigh
Would come carry me away
But I’ve been waiting here all day
And one just hasn’t come my way

I could have sworn I saw a little pillar of smoke coming from the corner of my diploma as I put in the requested phrase on a customer’s flash animation:

“Ain’t No Mountain Too High!”

ain’t \Ain’t\ A contraction for are not and am not; also used for is not. [Colloq. or illiterate speech].

Shoot me. Shoot me. Shoot me. I mean… Shoot me, y’all.

I guess it could have said Is Not No Mountain Too High!.

Boy, that double negative really stands out there.

So… Is Not Mountain Too High?

Oh, I give up.