Mele Kalikimaka

I want these Hawaiian ornaments… for no reason. How damn cute are they? Guess I’m just in a Hawaii mood thanks to ‘s gift of some Aloha “room tattoos”, which I have just used to decorate my computers.

Eh.. I’m just daydreaming. It’s Christmastime and mele kalikimaka is fun to say. Wonder if Kazaa can grace me with a version of that song NOT by Jimmy Buffet. It should be Bing Crosby, right?

Right. Everyone jump in and answer the Bing Crosby question all at once, now.

Oh screw it. Who wants to live in Hawaii anyway with its delights such as tsunamis and hurricanes, rats, head lice, car roaches, 3″ flying cock roaches, assorted other roaches, high crime rates, strict DUI penalties, skyrocketed housing prices, grocery-store and gas-station prices through the roof, and, of course, a regular dose of Jimmy Buffet tunes. That’s not even to mention the whole possibility of seismic activity…

I don’t know where I’m a gonna go, when the volcano blows….

At least my new Hawaiian icon makes me happy… and perhaps it’s time for another viewing of Lilo & Stitch. Well, I babble. I was really sitting here waiting for Skittles to come back online so I could tell her my meager Christmas Eve dinner menu / plans and make sure everything was Skittle’s edible, but alas, she seems to have lost the battle with her “screwy computer.”

Oh well. I WAS on a mission… guess I’ll get back to it.