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Posted in Crazy Wisdom on Thursday, March 28, 2002 at 9:29 pm by flerly.

feeling… detached, depressed, poor, and sore. Damn legs just aren’t getting used to the exercise despite the fact that it’s been every day for over a week now. Calves, knees… aching. Contact’s are shot. Glasses are two prescriptions old. I’ve been saying I need glasses for months now, and do I have the money? No, Transouth has it all. And dumbass me hands it over to wachovia in fees, and dumbass me leaves my purse in restaurants, and dumbass me spends too much on flowers and candy to be delivered to mom because she’s too whiny to drive down, and I’m too lazy to just drive up. Fuck Easter, I’m staying home. Hard boiled eggs are “in” on the diet, I say we have an easter egg coloring fest Saturday, then hide them around the apartment and not look for them. Just find them by the smell weeks later. Yeah.. fun.

I officially hate krystal now. Next time I see krystal, we’re having words.

How long have I been trying to play tennis and i’m not getting any better?

Insisting on playing a game for which, after a fair
amount of time, you show no natural aptitude is
frustrating to you and annoying to all but the
most complacent opponents.
–From Amy Vanderbilt’s Book of Etiquette: A Guide to Gracious Living.

Fuck? Is it Thursday… prolly missed Marilyn Manson interview.



  1. schlemaggle has made a Comment

    i was actually going to suggest that we do that. maybe we should get the plastic ones, though. oh. wait. we’re both poor. ha!

    i think instead of eating eggs on sunday and being atkins’ compliant, we should eat the hell out of some sushi and be only halfway atkin’s compliant.

    do the japanese celebrate easter? prolly not. that’s probably why they’re all skinny hungry bitches. bleh. 😛 poop on them. poop on everyone who is skinny and doesn’t have to suffer through smelling chocolate wrappers to satisfy their cravings instead of eating said chocolate and breaking their stinking diet.


    bleh to everyone.

    March 29, 2002 @ 5:39 am

  2. flerly has made a Comment

    Hey… i have the recipe for low carb cheesecake.. and it is chocolate swirl cheesecake with pecan crust… should rock. That’ll be our easter treat.

    And.. we can eat the hell out of some sashimi and be totally compliant.

    March 29, 2002 @ 6:28 am

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