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Every guy knows…. what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas….

Posted in Crazy Wisdom on Thursday, January 8, 2004 at 9:58 am by flerly.

Realty Executives, the first real estate franchise for men! — Save me. I just had to make this for a Las Vegas customer, which will link to a little mpeg movie they change out every week. From a customer who didn’t even want a picture of the famous Las Vegas sign on their site last year, they sure are jumping on this Spike TV / Vegas is cool / etc. etc. bandwagon this year. So, does seeing that gif image make you want to buy a house out there? Oh, me too. I should have used more images of hookers.

So tell me this… I’m taking vitamins, I bought fruit to consume, I’ve been drinking milk again (which I avoided for a couple years for Atkins), probably getting most of my veggies, and plenty of sleep. I hardly go out, we just changed out our air filter to a new one, btw. I see mostly Brad, who doesn’t go out either, or JamesT everyday. No, I did not stand out in the cold and wind for hours waiting in line for any flu shot. However, considering all these things, why am I getting sick again? My chest is tight and full of… um.. something, my head hurts fairly constantly, my nose is dry and burning, and my freaking ear aches again. Every muscle in my body is telling me constantly to go lie down, regardless of whatever crap I have due. An attempt yesterday to take it easy working in the recliner for a while with the laptop only made my back hurt worse later.

Simply this: Kill me. Kill me, now.

Damnit. I need coffee or something to keep going.


1 Comment

  1. anonymous has made a Comment

    In a morbidly comforting kind of way, it’s good to know I’m not alone. 😉


    January 8, 2004 @ 8:04 am

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