Now I just hate all package services…

Apparently, Federal Express made ZERO attempts to actually deliver my package. They simply left it at the office. No notice on the door TELLING me I have a package, because that would have required they come by the house to attempt to deliver it at some point, which I know they did not— having been home, and sitting below the doorbell and in sight of the front door all day.

Laziest fucking bastards on the planet. Perhaps, having been confused by the whole “apartment number containing a letter” notion, whereby they usually leave our packages just on the ground outside someone else’s door, they decided to just not TRY anymore and leave everything at the office.