They’re calling it “Project Genesis”

I got the notice for the 11am conference call at 11:05, so I was excused from that one. Thankfully, they were doing another hour at 2. Wahoo.. an hour of listening to a horrible speakerphone connection and watch a laggy web-ex demo of the product that is replacing Comstock. Their typical setup time for ONE site was 60-90 days, which was at first a relief to hear. Then they starting going on about “Project Genesis”….

Some super-duper wacko program designed to grab Comstock sites and chew them up for a while, then spit them out into a new platform, at an alarming rate. They’re really not sure what it’s going to do, but they’re so short on maintainers for Comstock, that they’re willing to tempt fate with one wily scheme after another.

Bully for me, I say! Woo hoo! Pip pip! This means I get to be in on another daily meeting of the mindless to talk about this crap. For God’s sake, I had to sit through them explaining the need for http:// in front of a link… though I think I was on mute and making tea at the time actually. Just kill me.

And, perhaps, if I sacrafice myself in this project, they can jettison my body into space, and will land somewhere near where they will be testing Genesis soon, and I’ll come back, better than ever, with nothing more than a few bad memories gone. Quick, I need someone to mind meld with.