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We’re working our way up to watching flies fuck…

Posted in Crazy Wisdom on Friday, April 1, 2005 at 10:07 pm by flerly.

Yeah so, it’s 9pm on a Friday, and I’m wearing pajamas, curled up with a book killing time until Trial by Jury comes on. Much less wild than the dreamt of Jody Watley, stupid sweat and dancefest with the girls that I had envisioned… too bad I get one days notice on things.

So, tomorrow it looks like JamesT and I are heading up to watch the Bellsouth Classic!! Well… my mom was excited about it. I tease… it will be an interesting experience. It’s not like they won’t let you in with cellphones or pagers or radios or cameras or coolers or anything-that-could-remotely-be-entertaining because they have to make you pay attention to the golfers…. or do they.

Afterwards, we do The Lease Thingtm, then perhaps we go do The Poker Thingtm with Bradley and his boss. I dunno, maybe I’ll just let the boys go so they can have a nice boy chat about football. I’ve had plenty of girls nights lately I know. Hell, perhaps Kit will be looking for a painting partner tomorrow night. Sunday, we’re up early for Chattavegas for a homemade dinner with Grandma and some of The Computer Repairs Thingtm with JT’s dad.

All this weekend excitement is in lieu of me being in Bristol with mom and sis for a Nascar race weekend, and more importantly a day of shopping at Dixie Pottery. I can’t wait until they invent teleporters… *le sigh*.

So… one month from today, JT’s family reunion. If I stop eating now, I might starve to death and decompose enough to actually look skinny in the photos. Har har. At least I can count on Jenni to draw attention away with her scandalous biker-chick outfits.

Anyway.. Gilmore Girls is my world. Rory rocked in Sin City today, where I got to watch Dean in a preview for that shitty-looking House of Wax movie, and now I get to watch Max Medina in Trial by Jury. I only hope the rumor that Lorelei could be Wonder Woman in the movie are true…



  1. aoide has made a Comment

    I’m strting to jog so I can drop about 20 pounds. Come walk/jog with me. I want to be able to run 3 miles by the end of the month.

    April 2, 2005 @ 12:48 pm

  2. tiger66466 has made a Comment

    I’d be happy with building up to flies fucking. Damn things are never fornicating when you want them to.

    I’ll have to make do with people screwing in Sex in the City. Although that bums me out a bit in actuality.

    Last night I was asleep by 11. Slept like shit and woke up with a sore throat.

    Now I have rashy/heat bumpy legs and am ready for a nap.

    So trust me – I think you’re weekend will still be exciting-er than mine. lol

    April 2, 2005 @ 6:09 pm

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