he converted…

So I walk in from an errand and find, as it always happens, when I’m gone for 20 minutes, that’s when someone will call me. The caller ID says… “Jehovah’s Witness” and “Unknown Name” with a 000 area code.

I was prepared for a hasty voice mail delete, then I sat down to this IM conversation:

Shoeman: testing
Flerly: testing what?
Shoeman: skype
Shoeman: answer the phone
Flerly: so that’s you on my voicemail… i saw “Jehovah’s Witness” on the caller id and thought it might be them
Shoeman: yes. I converted. curse you for avoiding my righteous call.
Flerly: i didn’t avoid. i was at the store.
Shoeman: oh there are no excuses. God will smite you, sinner.

Now we’re in trouble. able to call from Iraq, direct from his lappy. I’m sure he won’t have fun with the time difference. =)