lazy ass cops
So, when you get home at 2:40 AM sweaty as hell, smelling of alcohol and piss, does that mean it was a good party? Because, it was a good party. Excellent shindig. Our only problem was a slight case of contributing to the delinquency of a minor…
Except, her mom said it was okay for her to have a little something, but nobody exactly noticed how often she was finishing off unclaimed glasses like a human liquor-disposal.
So yeah… we finished up the evening with some it-takes-four-girls-to-carry-one-nearly-passed-out-girl fun, and convoy to J&N’s place, and some more carry-action to get her inside and put to bed. Poor thing is probably going to feel like crap for at least two days. Perhaps we’ve taught her the harsh lesson of drinking, so that when she gets to 21, she’ll think twice.
Or be an old pro…
Either way, all I know is that on the drive home from helping Kit unload her car, I was nearly run off the road no less than three times… ONCE by a car swerving left and right, toward my lane, then the shoulder, with a damn Dekalb County police car behind him. Did the cop stop him, even after he bullied over half-way into my lane, forcing me to change lanes, or after he swerved so far into the shoulder he was riding the concrete wall? Nope. Just got off the next exit and let the asshole continue to torment traffic.
And now… must shower and sleep. Perhaps some lingerie party pictures could be circulated tomorrow after I’m rested.
Oh yeah… How much did Serenity rule?!?! I’m seeing it again tomorrow…. er … later today.
skjarl has made a Comment
I almost fear to ask, but how did you wind up smelling like piss?
October 1, 2005 @ 3:15 am
goaticusmaximus has made a Comment
Some things are best not known. And yes, I know how it happened.
October 1, 2005 @ 7:32 am
flerly has made a Comment
let’s just say we know someone who enjoyed her alcohol so much that she was very relaxed, which when coupled with unable to walk equals much fun.
October 1, 2005 @ 1:04 pm
calamine_tea has made a Comment
I was wondering about her because I did notice how much she was drinking. Glad she was in good hands.
October 3, 2005 @ 12:22 am
aoide has made a Comment
http://home.comcast.net/~aoide/NicolasShower.html
For your viewing pleasure.
October 3, 2005 @ 2:42 pm