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Posted in Crazy Wisdom on Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 9:44 am by flerly.

A successful farmer died and left everything to his devoted wife.

She was a very good looking woman, and determined to keep the farm, but knew very little about farming, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a farm hand.

Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about farming. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the farmer’s widow said to the hired hand, “You have done a really good job and the farm looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.”

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. However, one o’clock came and he didn’t return. Two o’clock and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty and found the farmer’s widow sitting by the fireplace. She quietly called him over to her.

“Unbutton my blouse and take it off,” she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed.

“Now take off my boots.” He did so, slowly. “Now take off my socks.” He did.

“Now take off my skirt.” He did.

“Now take off my bra.” Again with trembling hands he did as he was told.

“Now,” she said, “take off my panties.” He slowly pulled them down and off.

Then she looked at him and said, “Don’t you ever wear my clothes to town again!”



  1. bigmeanie has made a Comment


    I found your journal via , btw. Just wanted to say hi! 🙂

    February 1, 2006 @ 10:31 am

  2. aoide has made a Comment

    GIRLBLAH??!!?! Are you kidding me? What a hack!!!!

    February 1, 2006 @ 10:37 am

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    February 1, 2006 @ 11:28 am

  4. flerly has made a Comment

    …and you just feel safe calling Girlblah a hack because you know she rarely makes time to actually read LJ these days.

    February 1, 2006 @ 11:29 am

  5. schlemaggle has made a Comment

    hey, you turds! 😛 i CAN read, you know.

    February 1, 2006 @ 11:50 am

  6. aoide has made a Comment

    Ut oh. I’m in trouble now!

    February 1, 2006 @ 12:22 pm

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