girl power… inspired by The Revolution Will Not Be Televised

your revolution will not happen between these thighs

your revolution will not happen between these thighs

the real revolution
ain’t about booty size
the Versaces you buys
or the Lexus you drives

and though we’ve lost Biggie Smalls
your Notorious revolution
will never allow you to lace no lyrical douche in my bush
your revolution will not be you killing me softly with Fugees
your revolution won’t knock me up and produce li’l future MCs
because that revolution will not happen between these thighs

your revolution
will not find me in the
backseat of Jeep with LL
hard as hell
doin’ it & doin’ it & doin’ it well

your revolution will not be you
smackin’ it up, flippin’ it, or rubbin’ it down
nor will it take you downtown or humpin’ around
because that revolution will not happen between these thighs

your revolution will not have me singing
ain’t no nigger like the one I got
your revolution will no be you
sending me for no VD shot

your revolution will not involve me feeling your rise
or helping you fantasize
because that revolution will not happen between these thighs

and no, my Jamaican brother, you revolution
will not make me feel boombastic and really fantastic
have you groping in the dark for that rubber wrapped in plastic
you will not be touching your lips to my triple dip of
french vanilla butter pecan chocolate deluxe
or having Akinyele’s dream
a six-foot blowjob machine
you wanna subjugate your queen;
think I should put that in my mouth
just ’cause you made a few bucks

your revolution will not be me tossing my weave
making believe I’m some caviar-eating, ghetto mafia clown
or me givin’ up my behind just so I can get signed
have someone else write my rhymes?
I’m Sarah Jones, not Foxy Brown
your revolution makes me wonder, where could we go
if we could drop the empty pursuit of props and the ego
revolt back to our Roots, use a little Common sense on a Quest
to make love De La Soul, no pretense…but

your revolution will not be you flexing your sex and status
to express what you feel;
your revolution will not happen between these thighs

will not happen between these thighs

will not be you shaking and me faking between these thighs

because the revolution, when it finally comes, is gon’ be real