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Posted in Crazy Wisdom on Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 10:22 am by flerly.

Romance oozes from every pore of your being today, with the current interplay of astral energies. You can take the slow and subtle route to exploring all your favorite fantasies, and will most likely still have plenty to explore by the end of the evening. Use this occasion to fall in love all over again and enjoy each other’s company to the max.

Hrm.. no. I think this was yesterday. At least until I left work, where I was getting nice compliments all day, and went home to my loving bf who’s only comment the whole evening was to stare sideways at me grinning, then proudly point out that since I blew my nose, he could see a nose hair sticking out.

Was that before or after the reveal about the hour+ haircut he got at the “salon”, who’s cost is reconcilable by the attractiveness level of the cashier, and bonus! Cute hairdresser, too!

Word to the wise.. when these two things happen over dinner, out, in a restaurant… just expect that you now have to pay for your oh-so-full-of-self-esteem girlfriends dinner without asking.

And you thought GB and CSM had all the fun.



  1. schlemaggle has made a Comment

    look on the bright side.
    you now own A Commonsense Guide to Kinky Sex. Coupled with Kinky Crafts, you could have yourself one hell of a horoscope-fulfilling day, and the bf wouldn’t even remember where to go get his hair cut next time.

    May 22, 2002 @ 4:34 am

  2. flerly has made a Comment

    Oh, I’m not depressed. I’m just grumpy, and thinking back on dinner, found it funny enough to report on. (not depressed, just grumpy.. that make any sense?) I just mean.. who else but your boyfriend can totally ignore anything special you did to look nice and yet manage to be totally entertaining. I just.. are we a weird couple or what?

    And WHAT was up with my retarded hand?!? NEVER had so much trouble using chopsticks. I seem to be able to type alright today, so whatever it was has passed I guess. Temporary, partial paralysis or something.

    And.. btw.. The Kinky Sex guide is turning into a tres interesting read. How’s your Kinky Crafts? Been hearing “jackhammer” type noises coming from that room some nights… but I guess that could just be CSM’s defense mechanism.

    May 22, 2002 @ 4:55 am

  3. schlemaggle has made a Comment

    you’re not a weird couple at all. in fact, i’m convinced that you, james, and CSM are all aliens trying to pump me information. or robots created by some sicko to make me think everyone around me is so nice, only to have them choke me in my sleep when i least expect it.

    yeah, overactive imagination is hard at work this morning. which is, in some ways, better than having a retarded/defiant/partially paralyzed hand…depends on one’s perspective.

    actually, that noise is probably one or both of us playing games until the wee hours. or maybe it’s the reverberations from CSM’s ass. really hard to tell.

    omg. i just tried to convince myself that “efficienciness” was a real word. kill me. kill me now.

    May 22, 2002 @ 6:00 am

  4. anonymous has made a Comment

    Oh, I’ll kill ya. Ass reverb. Grrrr.

    May 22, 2002 @ 7:40 am

  5. flerly has made a Comment

    Now, now. I was HOPING the “jackhammer” sounds were the sound of Maggie getting down on building some funky-kinky-contraption, but if you want to claim that they are mere “ass reverb”, even done in self-defense, or perhaps, on accident, such as last night, then fine, I’ll accept that explanation.

    May 22, 2002 @ 7:48 am

  6. schlemaggle has made a Comment

    awww…but you don’t have to post anonymously anymore. 😉

    May 22, 2002 @ 9:33 am

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