kitty is insane..

Okay.. walked into kitchen.. Kitty is meowing and making a fuss, demanding attention and leading me to the food bowl, over and over. I look at the food bowl, and realize that our dear sweet little-bitty slip of a cat has managed to eat her way through two entire cans of catfood and is now begging for more today.

First she was obsessed with sex, going into heat every three days until we have her fixed, and now she is obsessed with food! I think she’s got a addiction disorder. How do you fix that in cats? Dunking her under the cold tapwater of the sink used to shut her up from whining when she was in heat… how do you tell your cat to get on the stairmaster?

Oh lord, I’m mental.

Oh yeah, Note to self, buy more dry cat food.