Just double checked my calendar to make sure it still wasn’t April fools day…

Get a good night’s sleep before making any decisions, Scorpio. Do your really know at this point if you want to switch jobs or move in with someone? Heck, you don’t even know right now where you hid your extra set of car keys.

Well, it’s dead on that I don’t know where my extra keys are. IF ONLY I had the nagging question out there about another job to take, and the only person I might be considering moving in with BESIDES my current “associates” is my mother, and well, I’ve already had enough torture in this life, thanks, no.

Kill me. Kill me now.
Also appropriate today, Help me I am in Hell.
Thanks to for the offer to kill mass quantities of people for me today. I’ll send you the list of names.

Stress stinks. Arid works.