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is this sexual harassment?

Posted in Crazy Wisdom on Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 11:27 am by flerly.

Or just a fun way to pass a boring morning at work…

k: Just noticed on the newsletter that you just had a birthday last week and wanted to say congrats. Get anything cool for your birthday?

j: thanks! I got a new whipping post, and some more chains & stuff

k: Glad to hear it. Guess the dog collar I looked at would have been the perfect gift afterall… Unless.. you the whip-er or the whip-ee?

j: I’m multifaceted. Actually, I got some clothes, but if you think I need a choker…

k: I was actually just wondering if you’d ever gotten that rollbar for your car, but if you want to stay on the subject of whips, chips, and dips… it’s only 10:30, and I already could use the distraction.

j:a role bar for your miata: $300
the look on your face after rolling your miata after having just installed a roll bar: priceless. No rollbar, yet.

k: how about… the fact that you still have a face to HAVE a look on BECAUSE you installed a roll bar: priceless. Of course, I imagine you’d have to be doing some interesting stunt driving before you’d actually roll that miata.. it seemed to like to stick to the road. You should try driving like you in something like a chevy blazer…. on second thought.. don’t. I tried that and they roll over easy. That was quite an experience… both in the rolling over, watching the windshield seem to crack in slow motion, watching the driver’s mirror crush against the window but not break the window out, and then getting pulled out of the vehicle through the passenger door (which ended up on top) by some over-enthusiastic onlookers who managed to snag my jeans on the door frame and tear one ass-cheek out of my pants… or perhaps it was standing on the side of the road for an hour waiting for police and tow truck WITH my ass cheek hanging out. Yeah.. like I said. An experience.



  1. aoide has made a Comment

    hahaha. He is such a dork!!

    July 11, 2002 @ 4:26 am

  2. flerly has made a Comment

    He is a distractingly cute dork, though.

    Did I tell you the other day he came over to let me know how he’d fixed a code issue I’d reported, and I just happen to be wiping one watery eye when he sits down. He immediately starts mimicking me, and says “no need to cry, I’m here now.” I’m like, “man, I’ve been staring at his monitor too long, I just need to get up.” And he says, “Oh, I just figured it was me because I usually have that affect on women.”

    July 11, 2002 @ 4:34 am

  3. aoide has made a Comment

    Oh yes, very cute!! Just very dorky too! heh, He is conference room table yummy.

    July 11, 2002 @ 4:45 am

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