Cause your not quite evil enough. Your semi-evil, your quasi-evil, your the margarine of evil, your the diet coke of evil, just one calorie, not “evil” enough.’

Austin Powers, baby, yeah! Tonight, baby, yeah!
w00t!
Stacy.. if u read this. I’m thinking of going to pick up some advance tickets at lunch for us all… so we can just meet up outside the theater, unless you want to just use fandango for yourself or whatever. Let me know my noon if you can if you want me to pick up tix for you, too. Everyone else I’m emailing.
tiger66466 has made a Comment
That sounds perfect. I was going to suggest one person getting them all at once. So definitely go ahead and get mine and I’ll pay you back at the theater. It really would have sucked to get there and have it already sold out.
Woot! See you tonight in the lobby! yeah, baby, yeah! this makes me feel randy baby, yeah!
July 25, 2002 @ 3:04 am
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Vanessa: Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you.
Austin Powers: What’s your point, Vanessa?
July 25, 2002 @ 3:09 am
tiger66466 has made a Comment
Grrr, baby, grrr.
Austin Powers: You were right to be suspicious, I shagged her rotten baby, yeah!
Vanessa: Austin, she’s repellant.
AP: Saucer of milk, table of two.
V: Well, did you at least use a con-dum.
AP: Only sailor use condoms.
V: Not in the 90’s Austin!
AP: Well, they should the filthy bastards – they go from port to port.
July 25, 2002 @ 4:18 am