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Area husband pretends to give a shit
Lafayette, Ga. — Attempting to pacify his wife Jena’s incessant desire for verbal interaction, area husband Chris Woodman pretended to give a shit Tuesday as his wife of six years initiated and dominated a series of prolonged dialogues regarding an array of unrelated, unimportant subjects.
According to Woodman, the thoroughly pointless conversation – which comprehensively detailed his wife’s work day, lunch experience, plans for the evening and friend’s relationship difficulties – took place in the living room of the couple’s Lafayette home at approximately 6 p.m., shortly after Woodman began watching television in an effort to unwind from work.
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