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Posted in Crazy Wisdom on Tuesday, August 6, 2002 at 3:50 pm by flerly.

Dear Spacefem,
I think I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body. Is that okay?

You’re what? No, you don’t understand, you can’t be a male lesbians. Do you have the urge to go to gay pride rallies all the time? Do you wear combat boots? Do you like really masculine women? Lesbians are special and unique, you can’t be one just because you like women. Guys all think that lesbians exist for one purpose: threesomes. Not so, my friend! You’ll just have to accept the fact that you are a boring, straight man.

Dear Spacefem,
Do you hate gay men as much as you hate straight ones?

Awe, now that’s not nice, I don’t hate men! I just think most of them are worthless annoying pond scum draining humanity and productivity out of intelligent, motivated women all over the world. But I digress. Gay men are all right. They seem to understand women better than their straight counterparts, I’ll give them that, and they dress better and treat each other pretty well. And they like to dance! At least, the ones I’ve met did. Anyway, any man who reads my website and likes it is totally okay in my book, but since you asked, I guess gay men have a better chance of being cool whether they’ve experienced everything that is spacefem.com or not.


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