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Posted in Crazy Wisdom on Thursday, August 8, 2002 at 1:54 pm by flerly.

[13:49] Kit: here you go…
[13:49] Kit: Q. What are the symptoms of West Nile encephalitis?
A. Most infections are mild, and symptoms include fever, headache, and body aches, occasionally with skin rash and swollen lymph glands. More severe infection may be marked by headache, high fever, neck stiffness, stupor, disorientation, coma, tremors, convulsions, muscle weakness, paralysis, and, rarely, death.
[13:50] Kim: oh thanks.. that makes me feel better
[13:51] Kit: hehehe
[13:52] Kit: I try to help wherever possible

Perhaps I’ll quit complaining about feeling shitty now.


1 Comment

  1. schlemaggle has made a Comment

    i like the “symptoms”. it’s like saying, “hey, if you’ve ever had a fever, sore throat, or skin rash, or been in a coma you could be at risk for West Nile encephalitis”. *OR*, you could have had a really bad cold and some good sleeping pills.

    i think this needs to be your tagline: “be nice to me. i think i have [West Nile encephalitis]*”.

    * = easily replaced with other common ailments, such as: meningitis, testicular cancer, typhoid fever, german measles, the clap, polio, malaria, etc., etc.

    August 8, 2002 @ 7:23 am

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