Some hilarity that ensued at work yesterday…

—– Original Message —–
From: Tammie
To: all@com-stock.com
As you all know our little girl Amanda is getting married. We would like to invite all who would like to attend to a bridal shower after work on Wednesday August 28th.

—– Original Message —–
From: Kim Johnson
To:all@com-stock.com
Shower-smower.. when’s the bachelorette party?

—– Original Message —–
From: Amanda Eichner
To: all@com-stock.com
Next weekend in Florida. Wanna come?!?!?

—– Original Message —–
From: Bill Boyer
Sure, sounds like fun, are any of your friends available? Drunk women are cool. 😉

—– Original Message —–
From: Amanda Eichner
What, are your chances better when they are drunk?!?!?

—– Original Message —–
From: Kim Johnson
Yeah, they can’t run away as fast when they’re drunk, right?

—– Original Message —–
From: Bill Boyer
I will keep my mouth shut at this point, because of political correctness but just imagine vulgar things.