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Posted in Crazy Wisdom on Thursday, October 10, 2002 at 3:39 pm by flerly.

[13:29] Him: chicken sandwich was good for the head. still aches though
[13:29] Me: how’d you know i had a chicken sandwich? you got a spy cam over here?
[13:31] Him: kfc triple crunch?
[13:40] Me: nah, Chick-feel-it chicken salad sandwich. I guess you were talking about your headache.
[13:43] Him: yeah, Chick-feel-it chicken salad sandwich, that’s what
I saw through the spy cam.
[13:44] Me: good, that means i’m safe in the skirt
[13:44] Him: never
[13:44] Me: well, safe from YOU since you’re not interested
[13:46] Him: By the way, I’ve been meaning to send you my gratitude
for your affections. I do apologize for not giving you more reciprocity.
[13:47] Me: you’ve been meaning to wha? you’re weird. "Gee, gosh,
thanks for lusting after me, it makes me feel all warm and tingly."
[13:47] Him: exactly, thanks
[13:47] Him: who doesn’t want to be lusted after
[13:48] Me: i really should quit it, though. It’s disgusting
[13:48] Him: oh, thanks a lot
[13:48] Me: no thank YOU
[13:49] Him: no, thank you
[13:49] Me: oh stop. It’s sad really, I have to stop. All this unreciprocated lusting is bad for my morale
[13:50] Him: i’m sorry
[13:50] Him: don’t stop
[13:50] Me: yeah, but a girl can only take so much crying into her pillow all night
[13:50] Him: oh, please don’t cry
[13:51] Me: sucker
[13:51] Him: foo yoo
[13:51] Me: yeah, but am i really kidding?
[13:51] Him: ok, no foo yoo
[13:51] Me: that doesn’t help
[13:52] Him: all right then, I’m going to say that which is perfect
to say, and you shall lust and feel good about the unreciprocity all at the same time
[13:53] Me: it’s too early for this much drama, and i’ve only slept 3
[13:57] Him: i didn’t say when i was going to say it. okay, now you
hold your breathe, and I promise I’ll say it. sometime. keep holding.
[13:57] Me: k. i’ll be over here passing out.
[13:58] Him: you must hold your breathe even while unconscious.



  1. schlemaggle has made a Comment

    most thoroughly confused, i am.
    what is to be said, and why not say it now?
    let us discuss whilst we are gym-ing.

    October 10, 2002 @ 8:45 am

  2. flerly has made a Comment

    …don’t suppose the confusing part is the identity of the Him in this exchange.

    You may recall I’ve never been shy to just say JT when it’s JT…


    October 10, 2002 @ 8:57 am

  3. schlemaggle has made a Comment


    *blink* *blink*
    that ‘him’.

    oh, geez.
    maggie dumb.
    maggie th’upid.
    maggie say she sorry for being stupid, because her ass should have caught on to that, because she knows you and your references, and is familiar with your use of The Pronoun to signify The Boi.

    so, person-confusion aside, we still need to discuss the saying of that which has not yet been said…

    so, is it something like, “i’d totally jump your bones and ravage your body ten ways to sunday if you were unattached”?

    because, i’m thinkin’, that’s the only perfect thing to say in that situation, it being The Cold Hard Truth, and all. and you know how i feel about capitalization.

    October 10, 2002 @ 9:20 am

  4. aoide has made a Comment

    I don’t think there is any mistaking who this mystery boi is. I just don’t understand why you stopped him from saying the perfect thing. I would be interested to hear what he thinks the perfect thing might be. :p

    October 10, 2002 @ 6:10 pm

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