Because it made me laugh…
and because I hope it makes YOU laugh too…
(Some emails NOT in their entirety)
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From: “Mills, Maggie”:
Sent: Friday, October 25, 2002 3:03 PM
it’s frickin’ freezing in here. i am freezin’ my titties squa’ off! brrzzzzzz.
*chatter-chatter*.
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From: Kim Johnson
Sent: Friday, October 25, 2002 3:13 PM
I heard you were gonna stop by target before cheese and i wondered if you might pick me up something for which I would gladly repay you.
Oh and whatever you do.. don’t buy any chocolate. No, that would be bad.
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From: “Mills, Maggie”:
Sent: Friday, October 25, 2002 3:22 PM
oh…why would that be bad?
is it bad of me to pick up a piece of Lunchables lunchmeat off of the floor underneath my desk and eat it after i dropped it?
because i just did.
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From: Kim Johnson
Sent: Friday, October 25, 2002 3:31 PM
i meant chocolate for ME ME ME.. god i need some chocolate.. yes yes please chocolate.. oh lord give me chocolate right now.. it is 3 pm and i MUST HAVE IT… i can think of nothing BUT it… thank goodness i brought that chocolate shake. Think i’ll go drink it.
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From: “Mills, Maggie”:
Sent: Friday, October 25, 2002 3:35 PM
*laff*
i know it’s a sign that i’m getting to know you soooo very pretty well when i can predict the inflection in your email-voice to mean something not-so-subtle yet subliminal, e.g.: “Oh and whatever you do.. dont buy any chocolate. No, that would be bad” but meaning “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GET ME SOME CHOCOLATE, STAT, NURSE! THIS WOMAN IS GOING TO IMPLODE IF SHE DOESN’T HAVE ANY!” or at the very least, “hmmm…yes, you want to buy my chocolate..hmm..yes, my precious”.
eww. i think i swallowed a hair from the floor.
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