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Posted in Crazy Wisdom on Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 6:43 pm by flerly.

[interstate trash of note| a tire, not retread, but tire]

Welp it was bound to happen.

Me: Fuck this. The painters are here already and it stinks. I’m leaving.
Him: Wanna elope with me to Hawaii?
Me: Sure thing, hottie
Him: I meant right now
Me: Yeah, let me set my desk on fire and i’ll be right over

So, he walked me out, gawked at the “weeds” I was taking home, and griped how he could never date anybody because you are supposed to do those sorts of things — flowers, cards, “just to remind them you’re thinking of them.” I’m like, you don’t have to do that stuff, it’s not the law, but, I still had to pull the teddy bear out of the car for good measure and to make him gag. So, we talked about Hawaii, and Comsuck, and how he’s probably invaluable, too, and what to do about all those things…. I won’t bore you further with work minutia. (I’ll save it for JT, lucky you!)

And then… and then… he took down his hair and we tried to figure out what rock star he looked like. At that point, Paul Hatcher walked out to catch him playing air guitar just to strike the proper pose to look like.. somebody.. we didn’t know. So I ask Paul, “Who does he look like with his hair down and that little goatee and stuff on his face.”

And I swear, completely unprompted, Paul replies, “Well, he looks like Chris Cornell to me. Back when he had long hair in the days when I liked Soundgarden.”




  1. tiger66466 has made a Comment

    whoo hoo – sexy pic of ol’ Jason there. See – your subconscious probably realized the Chris Cornell association way back when – thus the flirtations. I wish I had a Mark McGrath look alike at work for me to flirt with. Sigh. :-p

    February 20, 2003 @ 1:54 am

  2. flerly has made a Comment

    He hates that pic, but he finally decided to put up an ad to see if the love of his life is out there and he took a couple — made me pick the one I liked best, then the bastard used a different one!


    February 20, 2003 @ 1:58 am

  3. tiger66466 has made a Comment

    well, you can tell him I thought it was a good pic – should garner some responses from possible loves.

    February 20, 2003 @ 3:35 am

  4. infinite1der has made a Comment

    Or, possible Chris Cornell addicts…. =P

    February 20, 2003 @ 5:07 am

  5. flerly has made a Comment

    Yup. Ideally he should look for asian chris cornell addicts, though. Perhaps I’ll keep a lookout at the Audioslave gig… wait wait, what am I saying, I’ll be too busyin drooling over the railing at Chris Cornell myself. Jason can fend for himself.

    February 20, 2003 @ 5:31 am

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