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the litter box saga – a dialog

Posted in Crazy Wisdom on Wednesday, January 16, 2002 at 2:25 pm by flerly.

Flerly says: ick! the litterbox stinks!
Shoeman says: the new one?
Flerly says: yeah. it was freshly used.. it ran once, but it still smells… Samuel just has a powerful stench
Shoeman says: hmmmm
Shoeman says: did it clean the box, though?
Flerly says: well… not perfectly but yeah. it has a nice even raked look to it
Shoeman says: not perfectly?
Shoeman says: it missed a turd?
Flerly says: well, I turned on the light to be sure, but yes, yes it did. two little stowaways are still there, thoroughly rolled in litter, but still roaming free on the raked range
Shoeman says: freak
Shoeman says: it’ll get em next time. you can cycle the power to make it get them now if you want
Flerly says: I’m not touching the little evil possessed machine
Shoeman says: just flip the black switch
Shoeman says: off then on
Flerly says: evil evil evil
Shoeman says: it’ll cycle it once
Shoeman says: um
Shoeman says: so you LIKE scooping cat shit?
Flerly says: no no, I hate it, but this machine hisses at me
Shoeman says: hmmm
Shoeman says: u r freek
Flerly says: i can tell it doesn’t like me
Shoeman says: trUd
Flerly says: i’m going to have nightmares about it creeping down the hall to rake me in my sleep… since i am trud
Shoeman says: heh heh
Flerly says: will you save me from the creeping litter box fiend?
Shoeman says: um
Shoeman says: no
Flerly says: NO?!? You bring this evil into the house, and now you’re just going to let it GET me?
Shoeman says: yes
Shoeman says: u r trud
Shoeman says: samuel is a good kitty
Shoeman says: i showed him once where the litter box was
Shoeman says: and he instantly started using it
Shoeman says: anyway
Shoeman says: if you cycle the power, it’ll get the two solo turds and get rid of the smell
Flerly says: okay. i’ll do that. but if i dont reply for a while.. it snapped off my trud hand
Shoeman says: k
Shoeman says: freak
Shoeman says: afk a minute
Shoeman says: baq
Flerly says: okay.. it got the strays and i still got all my fingers. I guess it’s not so bad



  1. schlemaggle has made a Comment

    Shoeman says: samuel is a good kitty

    hrm…yes, when he’s not being schizophrenic, teasing kitty with his alleged manhood, throwing kitty litter all over the floor in defiance, pooping like a human, kneading someone’s boob and sucking the life from said boob-owner in her sleep, or trying to kill said boob-owner in her dreams. come to think of it, he’s only good when he’s sleeping.

    luckily, samuel is a lazy bastard.

    January 16, 2002 @ 8:59 am

  2. infinite1der has made a Comment

    How dare ye! Just because a cat feels you up in the middle of the night doesn’t give you the right to bastardize Sam. That’s it… you’re going to be cut off… I’ve got the connections. >=]


    January 16, 2002 @ 4:54 pm

  3. schlemaggle has made a Comment

    ye and yer empty threats…you forget that *i* have the connections to cut *you* off in retalliation…muhahahaha!

    January 17, 2002 @ 2:18 am

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