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Apparently God needs to retake the driving test…

Posted in Crazy Wisdom on Friday, March 14, 2003 at 10:25 am by flerly.

Not once, but twice, for two exits in a row, some jerk nearly caused an accident. Green cavalier, rear end covered in bumper stickers which included the Virgin Mary as well as a “God is my co-pilot”, driven by a rotund Hispanic gentlemen. He barely moved in the driver’s seat.. and I would have thought maybe he’d had a stroke or something if he wasn’t managing to turn on his signal on as he decided to swerve from whatever off ramp he was taking back over on to the highway TWICE. The first time, he came pulling over into me. Then, he managed to get over one lane, come past me, so he was just ahead of me to the left as we were coming up to my exit… my lane must exit, his lane splits to go either straight or exit. He of course, starts down the exit, then turns on his signal and veers back up onto the highway AGAIN, kicking up dust and gravel, and generally being an ass. Glad that was the end of my interstate travels with him.

So.. posse girlz, what are the planz for the night? Magoo will be departing for NC and miss cheese (I ASSume). Is Skittles planning to Marta it? I sure hope so! Otherwise, me and Stacy may have to make plans to meet Skittles elsewhere tonight. I know you said you wanted to do something birthday-related after cheese, Skittles… any plans hammered out on that?

Well.. nose to the grindstone (for a bit)… more later. Man, I’m in a good mood today.



  1. aoide has made a Comment

    Unfortuntaly I don’t think I will be able to make it up to cheese cause I have a job fair thing I have to do this afternoon. i woulnd’t makeit ont he buss to get to cheese at a reasonable time I am afraid. Not sure about plans for tonight, but as things sit now I wouldn’t mind just finding a place to hang out that is very low key, however I reserve the right to change my mind. Maybe after the job fair I will be in such a good mood I will want to party hardy, who knows.

    March 14, 2003 @ 3:34 am

  2. flerly has made a Comment

    Well… with no you and no maggie… we either have cheese for deux or alternate plans. Seeing as I got to work at about quarter to 10 today, i could stand to work later and meet up for alternate cheese plans later in the evening. Perhaps i’m already dressed for it… Skittles… brought makeup to touch up & black lace top to replace out this black button up, plaid skirt, black boots.. sorry no vinyl, but all the vinyl i own are those knee high boots (that were just to freaking HOT to wear today).

    Anyway… perhaps Stacy will chime in and we can go from there.


    March 14, 2003 @ 3:39 am

  3. grathog has made a Comment

    That the more bible thumper logos someone has on their car the more likely they are to cut you up? Are they THAT eager to meet their maker?

    March 14, 2003 @ 4:10 am

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