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Suggested use: During a nuclear emergency, adults take two tablets once a day…

Posted in Crazy Wisdom on Tuesday, March 18, 2003 at 9:47 am by flerly.

Kramer just went to pick up a prescription for his wife… boy was he tempted to buy this impulse item that they had available right at the checkout counter:

No-Rad Tablets

Description: No-Rad offers your family the same protection provided by the government to the military and emergency workers. No-Rad contains Potassium Iodide (KI) which protects your thyroid gland from the radioactive iodine which can be released during a nuclear accident or attack.

When you take Potassium Iodide, your thyroid gland absorbs as much normal iodine as it can hold. This blocks the uptake of radioactive iodine, protecting you from its harmful effects. In fact, the US Nuclear Regulatory Commission (NRC) believes that the use of Potassium Iodide (chemical symbol KI) is “a reasonable and prudent” measure in the event of a nuclear incident.

Due to the safe, secure foil packaging, No-Rad has a shelf-life of 5 years, which provides peace of mind for years to come. No-Rad is pharmaceutical grade Potassium Iodide made in accordance with government specifications.

Ingredients: Iodine (from potassium iodide) U.S.P 100mg.

Directions: Suggested use: During a nuclear emergency, adults take two tablets once a day. Children take just one tablet one a day. Children under three years old take 1/2 tablet. Stop use promptly when the threat of exposure to radiation has passed.



  1. infinite1der has made a Comment

    I wonder why my mother hasn’t forced these on everyone.

    yay… pills to protect your thyroid. Nevermind your skin that just turned char-black and flaked off. Nor the crushed head and chest from the debris of the building around you collapsing. Nor the radiation burns on your skin… Good to know my thyroid is protected…

    Such lunacy…

    March 18, 2003 @ 6:06 am

  2. birdoprey has made a Comment

    u can get the same amout of iodine from just eating seaweed or lick some iodinized salt.. I HATE PEOPLE!!

    March 18, 2003 @ 6:38 am

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