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Evil Broccoli?

Posted in Crazy Wisdom on Wednesday, April 9, 2003 at 10:58 am by flerly.

I’m tired. I’m hungry. I’m stressed. And.. I’m drinking evil coffee.

I feel lightheaded. I skipped breakfast, for fear of it making me ill. Not like I wasn’t in the mood for some eggs and bacon, just didn’t have time. Wish I’d taken the time.. I think I feel worse without food than I’ve been feeling after food lately.

Ugh. Anyway. I hate just feeling weird crappy icky. I’m fairly sure it’s a combination of some evil broccoli consumption and some work stress. Too much stuff going on, and I start to feel stressed trying to find some creativity amidst a barrage of other tedious work crap. Not everything needs to be done by Wednesday at 3pm does it? How did all these various customers decide on that date and time? Was it perhaps with the assistance of a project manager or two who kept suggesting it?

Ugh. Must work now.



  1. laedevalle has made a Comment

    Awww. I wish I could help you with your work! :\

    April 9, 2003 @ 5:20 am

  2. goaticusmaximus has made a Comment

    Was this broccoli innately Evil, or just misunderstood? Perhaps it was abused as a sprout?

    April 9, 2003 @ 7:21 am

  3. flerly has made a Comment

    I think it was an alien invading Broccoloid via Powerpuff Girls that I mistakenly consumed. Rest assured, had I known it was tainted with evil, I would have never had it for breakfast.

    Yes, I said breakfast. That’s why I got sick. Who in their right mind eats raw broccoli with some ranch dip, standing on their feet, drinking tea from the jug, keys in hand, two seconds before running out the door already late for work. People who get sick from it, that’s who.

    April 9, 2003 @ 7:28 am

  4. goaticusmaximus has made a Comment

    Ah, but a`la PPG, you are suppossed to eat Evil Broccoloids.

    April 9, 2003 @ 7:38 am

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