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Posted in Crazy Wisdom on Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 11:25 am by flerly.

who needs easter flowers? Damn i hate spam from 1-800-flowers. It makes me want to be nice and send flowers to people. Damn damn damn.

What is this “nice” mood? And to think, only yesterday I was wondering where I could buy a rabbit to cook up for Easter dinner.

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12 Comments

  1. goaticusmaximus has made a Comment

    There is an excellent grocery store next to Penang, on Buford Hwy- The sell rabbit, duck, turtle, armadillo, bull penis (no joke), and a host of other, less-identifiable items. Yum!

    April 16, 2003 @ 4:25 am

  2. flerly has made a Comment

    I was actually kidding about the rabbit. We’re not religious, so to us, Easter means Peter Cottontail, so we just thought it would be funny to cook up Peter Cottontail for Easter dinner.

    Personally, I think rabbit is a bit too greasy for my tastes, but thanks for the info.

    April 16, 2003 @ 4:40 am

  3. goaticusmaximus has made a Comment

    Well, if not rabbit (i am non-religious as well), then how about some tastey armadillo, wiht bull penis on the side? Yum!

    April 16, 2003 @ 6:08 am

  4. bingothemonkey has made a Comment

    Justin, we all know what you’re REALLY using that bull penis for.

    April 16, 2003 @ 7:33 am

  5. goaticusmaximus has made a Comment

    Chew toys for poop-machine dogs?

    April 16, 2003 @ 7:33 am

  6. bingothemonkey has made a Comment

    Hmmm. . .why would you use it for that? I thought you got a girlfriend, not a dog.

    And no, I know you’re using the penises to bludgeon girl scouts and steal their cookies.

    April 16, 2003 @ 7:44 am

  7. goaticusmaximus has made a Comment

    “And no, I know you’re using the penises to bludgeon girl scouts and steal their cookies.”

    That isn’t true! it only happened once, and I was provoked!

    April 16, 2003 @ 7:46 am

  8. bingothemonkey has made a Comment

    Jesus. All she asked you was if you wanted to buy some Thin Mints. You didn’t have to hit her. She was only 7 years old. Then you stole her Community Service badge. She helped 8 old ladies across the road for that!

    April 16, 2003 @ 7:48 am

  9. goaticusmaximus has made a Comment

    Well, she deserved it! You should have seen her pimping her tastey cookie wares…. I was weak! We all know that thin mints are addictive!!!

    April 16, 2003 @ 7:50 am

  10. bingothemonkey has made a Comment

    Look, if you had a heroin addiction, you couldn’t blame it on the dealer. You have to learn to take responsibility for your actions. I like Thin Mints, too. You need to learn to say NO.

    p.s. I have Thin Mints at my desk.

    April 16, 2003 @ 7:58 am

  11. laedevalle has made a Comment

    Yeah, bull balls are gormet, man. If anyone ever asks you to try Rocky Mountain Oysters or Catfries…. 😉

    (No, I haven’t tried them.)

    April 16, 2003 @ 8:18 am

  12. laedevalle has made a Comment

    Rabbit iz goot. I try eet one day. It iz soooo goot! Yum! Leek cheeken!

    April 16, 2003 @ 8:19 am

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