what.. the…

Is this supposed to be funny?

I just came across this agent profile. This office was making a fuss that they wanted to feature this agent, and put her picture on their home page, because she was just so darn popular…

Here’s her bio:
M*** W*** — a.k.a. Penelope Paisley the Polish Princess. Penelope is famous for her cooking. Some of her favorites are plum pierogi, pot roast, pigs in the blanket, potatoes, peas, purple cabbage, pasche and the famous plum pudding. Penelope is the permanent resident of the pink palace near the pine trees and paved street in Portage. Penelope purchased through pre-approval provided practically instantaneously by the premier provider Eagle Mortgage.

Ugh. Giggle over. What the heck am I doing for lunch? Need food to carry on.