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Thanks, internet… i’m done.

Posted in Crazy Wisdom on Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 10:50 am by flerly.

I swear.. if I see that American Apparel SWIM ad one more time… please, I’m not going to buy any of your bizarre mismatched, stupid-looking swimwear that you choose to always display on pudgy pre-pubescent girls. I can’t stop wondering, in fact, what possessed you, American Apparel, to get those no chested girls to pose with their chests tucked in and their bellys thrust out, looking like a line of pale starving children who’d stumbled upon some random ugly 80s swimsuits. I know that’s EXACTLY what I want to look like when I wear a swimsuit… or perhaps they are doing their best to make these girls look so ugly that ANYBODY would look better than HER in this suit, so buy-it-buy-it-buy-it, k?

Am I wrong here?


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